Twenty Answers
What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?
I think?? I'd have to chose What We Do in the Shadows.
Whats the dumbest thing youve ever cried about?
Implying i'm ever crying about anything not dumb.
Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
I really needed to use a toilet but it was super dark and i was at a public restroom. The public toilet was like this large outdoor building with a gate around it? I enter through the front gate and am about to go into a cubicle but all of a sudden i hear "Cleaning Mode, Active" over what sounds like an intercom. Suddenly small letterbox style slits open up from the walls of the building and i get chased around by zombies with like, entire push-mowers protruding from their mouth. They could also only crawl. It was fucking wild.
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
I don't have any that are really that prominent thankfully.
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
Social media and other distractions.
Have you thrown up in a car?
Nah, thankfully not.
What is your guilty pleasure?
Warhammer-related stuff. It's a guilty pleasure because the fanbase kinda makes me wish i wasn't interested in it.
What song would you sing for your American Idol audition?
Given the opportunity and modifications, i would just T-Pose there for a while and open my mouth, playing the entire daft punk discography from it.
If you could be on the cover of any magazine which one would you choose?
None as far as i'm aware? I'm really not a magazine person.
Have you ever been drunk in public?
Nah
Would you dress in drag for $25?
uhhhhhhh does being transgender count
Have you ever saved someones life?
I don't think so.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
":/"
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
I've met Grant Imahara and JRR Tolkein. Also one of the dudes from Stargate. Was neat.
If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
Mid-late 20's?
If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)
y'know the dudes in the dunk tanks? yeah.
Would you rather be a judge or a lawyer?
Being a judge would be really neat imo.
What do you think phones will be like in 10 years?
Preferably smaller and more integrated.
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
Some dude was gonna pay me a couple hundred bucks to clear out his small companies database and transfer it over to a new one. I had no music and spotify didn't exist yet. It took hours and in the end the dude never paid me.