Who is your favorite cartoon character? Why?
I've got several, but spunky women tend to rank highly. Something about the fiery-ness just inspires me.
What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
Giraffe burger. That or pieces of shoes.
What country would you never want to visit?
Pretty much anywhere south of the Equator. Bugs are scary.
What is your guilty pleasure?
Children's TV. I like more shows than I should.
What is something you are currently obsessed with?
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Quiet, sharp, whimsical.
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
26. It was a good year for me, weight and pain-wise. Not bad now, but definitely not as good.
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
Who was your first celebrity crush?
What is one thing women do that grosses you out? And men?
Exist? I'm not much of a people person, but they don't seem very gross in general.
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
Have you ever been drunk in public?
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
Charlie did, so I don't see why not.
If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?
Someone idiotically rich, so I could blast down some sweet, sweet security to the people who make the rich rich.
If you could get away with a crime, would you? If yes, what would it be?
Yes. Zealous traffic and corporation enforcement. With extreme prejudice.
What are two things you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?
Eat and play video games.
What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Marksmanship, basic survival training, tactical training, and even though it's not really a skill, size.
What's the worst thing you ever did as a child and what was your punishment?
Chased my sister while walking our dog, ending up with her being attacked by literally an entire beehive. The absolute living tar was beaten out of me.