What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
Just a bunch of scars on my legs from falling over all the time as a kid
If you found out you were the direct descendant of a king or queen, would that boost your self esteem or have no affect on you at all?
If I didn't actually get anything from it not really no. Heck if it meant I was abandoned as a baby that'd be terrible
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
Can we have some amalgamation of all of Patrick Stewart's roles throughout all forms of media? Yes, ok do that very nice next question!
What famous historical figure would like to fight?
Hitler but when he was an angry painter in Vienna.
Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
I'd rather not say. Don't take it personally
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
Is coffee food? 5 of those
What was your first CD and when did you get it?
It was likely some educational CD out of a book being a millennial and all
If you were president for the day, what one thing would you change about the country?
The president here can't do dick so nothing.
Describe your perfect sandwich.
Toasted with various fillings
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
Only if you give it to me in useful currency.
If you had to read an entire encyclopedia, which letter would you choose?
Z, that one's probably short
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
Yes, they go to Ultra Heaven in fact
What is one thing you refuse to share?
What fashion trend do you wish would go away?
I wish they'd never go away actually but you'd have to be doing them all to be considered 'hip' and 'down with the kids'
If you could got back in time 1,000 years, what year would you visit?
About 10 and give myself a list of advice.
What song would you sing for your American Idol audition?
Rick Astley's 'Never gonna give you up'. If I have to do it I'm killing it.
Have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?
No, who wrote this question? You're a potato
What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
An inability to give a fuck
Monopoly, easy answer but it does boil my blood when I see it
Would you become a professional bank robber if you knew you would never get caught?