Twenty Answers
Whats the dumbest thing youve ever cried about?
Cinema!
If you could start a collection of one kind of item, what would it be?
Rare video games!
What is one thing you refuse to share?
When I'm hungry my food unless someone else is starving too.
What famous historical figure would like to fight?
Why would I want to fight anyone from history?
What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?
A fear of heights.
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
Guile's Theme!
Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
I don't recall my dreams often enough.
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yes, and hell yes.
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
A salad, McDonalds is poison.
Whats something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?
Live a rich lifestyle.
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
Sushi, macaroni and cheese, an oreo blast, rolos, a really good curry.
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
The ones I use to get in Germany from the locals, as most didn't wear deodorant.
What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
Nothing, I don't put strange things into my mouth.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
The Blunt Asshole Who Doesn't Give A Fuck About Being Nice
If you could get away with a crime, would you? If yes, what would it be?
Yes, the murder of Trump and the 1%.
If you could deliver a speech to the entire world, what would you say?
Love won't save shit, everyone is out for themselves, we could literally already live in a Star Trek utopia if we all weren't so greedy, and I hope each of you falls on a dick and chokes on it.
If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?
Jeff Bezos so I could transfer all his money all over the world.
Have you ever saved someones life?
No, I'm not a superhero.
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Apathetic, Logical, Passionate!
Which would be harder for you to give up: coffee or alcohol?
Neither.
