Twenty Answers
If you could deliver a speech to the entire world, what would you say?
May we fail early--and fail often. Also, let's communicate better with each other, lest all those money, energy, and lives go down the drain for frakking nothing.
If you could kill off any character from a current television show, who would it be?
Uncle Grandpa.
If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?
Illiteracy.
If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
27, so I can join the 27 Club and stay alive to brag about it.
What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Fast running.
Have you thrown up in a car?
Twice.
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
- Rendang
- Matsutake mushrooms
- Beluga caviar
- Nasi Goreng
- Dorritos
Whats your least favorite fast food restaurant?
Wendy's
What is one thing women do that grosses you out? And men?
- Women: high-pitched giggling while snorting
- Men: low-pitched giggling while snorting
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
Nope. Too much hassle and work, impairing my freedom and leisure.
Would you dress in drag for $25?
Make it $100, then we'll talk.
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
Bob cut.
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
Here I Go Again by Whitesnake.
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
Procrastination.
If you could break any world record which one would it be?
Speed-translating from English to Indonesian and vice versa.
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
None.
Have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?
No.
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
My current job--at least until mid-2018.
If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
Stewart Island, New Zealand.
What country would you never want to visit?
Antarctica.
