Twenty Answers
What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Not many. I am fairly strong and could sort of try to hack them with an axe, I can drive well, but otherwise I am a keyboard jockey.
Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
Elf, hobbit is boring, elf gets to nail shit with arrows.
What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?
None, I still have them (shit like melting plastic)
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
I don't listen to music but when I was a kid I liked something like "say o pi pee yeah you know me say o pi pee yeah you know me"
Have you thrown up in a car?
Yeah. Absinthe. But opened the door in time. The cab driver was amused.
Describe your own personal heaven.
Gods fighting Titans forever
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
I hope not, I hate the fucking saliva machines
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
Stuffing me face and being a fatass
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
Some audio engineer who claimed to work with stars
What is your guilty pleasure?
better not tell
Have you ever been drunk in public?
Are you asking if I was young? No, I was born old and boring.
Of fucking course, back then every saturday!
If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?
Nietzsche
What was your favorite color or Crayola crayon growing up?
blue
What is one thing you refuse to share?
porn
Would you like to live to be 200 years old?
fucking nope
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
Some special like western bacon burger or something.
If you inherited or won a million dollars, whats the very first thing you would do with the money?
Put it into various currencies and gold. Then quit work.
Describe your perfect sandwich.
BLT will do
How would you describe yourself in three words?
"dad stop being bossy!" that was 4 but anyway
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
no idea
