Twenty Answers
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
No
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
A smart one
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
Pop goes the weasel
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
The drive through speaker
What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
English and poor englihs
What are two things you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?
Wonder if I'm dead and then prove it, one way or another
On a scale from 1-10 whats the highest level of pain youve ever been in?
7
If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?
mediocrity
Have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?
No
Have you thrown up in a car?
Yes
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
The one that will eventually kill me
What was your favorite color or Crayola crayon growing up?
Red
What country would you never want to visit?
Lybia
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
A dude who couldn't keep it together
Whats the wildest thing youve ever done in a hotel room?
Dream
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
Snorgleplasty
If you were president for the day, what one thing would you change about the country?
Whether or not we had presidents
What's the worst thing you ever did as a child and what was your punishment?
Probably grow up. And probably grow up
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
No
If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
This age, cause I'm halfway between here and there
