Describe your perfect sandwich.
I love club sandwiches, they got basically anything I'd want in a sandwich.
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
Mulan, I guess?
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
One time I tried to cut my own hair because it kept falling in my face, but whatever seemed so simple when a hairdresser did it for me wasn't clear to me, because i ended up looking like my hair got caught in a blender.
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
Foie gras, fugu, casu marzu, shirako, and scorpion kebabs. If I'm gonna die I might as well cross off my weird food bucket list.
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
Yes. They're good dogs Bront.
What is your guilty pleasure?
Anime traps (not because that's gay but because I'm jealous), and basically any popular but 'cancer' media.
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
Smell, but I barely have that already. Taste, maybe.
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yes, how much could the bail possibly be?
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
Asriel from Undertale. Kid needs some hugs.
If you were president for the day, what one thing would you change about the country?
If I interpret this as "Prime minister of my country", I'd change our country name back to Siam and change our flag from that ugly Holland-wannabe stripes to the good old albino elephant. If I'm POTUS I would crack down on tax-dodging companies and get rid of them, economy be damned.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
If someone wrote a biography about me, I'd assume I have made some scientific breakthrough in my line of work, so something along the line of "Metahumanity"
What was your favorite color or Crayola crayon growing up?
Purple. It's so hard to make fit but when it does it's cool.
If you found out you were the direct descendant of a king or queen, would that boost your self esteem or have no affect on you at all?
I'm already -possibly- related to some obscure noble house and I already bring that up all the time. If I was actual royalty that would be awesome.
Youre in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?
If you could got back in time 1,000 years, what year would you visit?
WWI era Thailand or King Narai's reign in Ayudthya. What? I like my own country's history.
If you could go back in time and change history, what would you change?
I'd save the Neanderthals or the Floresiensis. Humanity is lonely.
What are two things you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?
I'd give myself a tour of any high security areas I could think of, and break out political prisoners. No one's gonna know how to deal with an invisible assaillant.
Have you ever saved someones life?
I talked my ex-boyfriend out of suicide.
What is one thing women do that grosses you out? And men?
People with sweaty hands really annoys me.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
Nope. I can't imagine how that can happen.