What country would you never want to visit?
Sorry but it has to be the USA only because at 22Trillion USD debt it will probably default when I do decide to go there :p
What is something you are currently obsessed with?
Whats something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?
Build a life size sand castle...
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
I still love it but it used to be better, Advertising :p
What is one thing women do that grosses you out? And men?
Women: Whine about #MeToo and #Inequality
Men: STFU'ing about it
What one toy do you wish never existed?
Any toy that has the flashing lights and plays those 3 "sounds" - duuuuuuu, weeee waaa weeee waaaa, dudududududu ....
What do you think phones will be like in 10 years?
Will be a chip in the wrist / head in 5 so fork knows what it will be in 10!
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Keep them alive in my 5 prayers a day, everyday.
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Keeping peoples spirits high.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
Who was your first celebrity crush?
A celeb I have never and don't ever want to get the name of, for her sake >.<
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Anglo Egyptian Unicorn
If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?
My wife :p
Who is your favorite cartoon character? Why?
Jaffar from Aladdin - perhaps the most evil Arab I know :p
Whats the dumbest thing youve ever cried about?
Not getting Zelda a link to the past (super nintendo) on the day of its release.
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
Do you believe in Big dicks?
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
There's bad blood between all of us tbh.
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
No, unless I was paid a million per person who saw it.
If it were possible, would you live on the moon?