Twenty Answers
Describe your perfect sandwich.
Just like, as much as you can fit on there, with a runny egg on top. Lots of cheese.
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
I talked to Notch about his foot fetish once it was weird.
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
Velveeta deluxe macaroni and cheese five times.
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
Emporio Ivankov.
Which would be harder for you to give up: coffee or alcohol?
I don't know I don't drink either?
What was your favorite color or Crayola crayon growing up?
White because it was stealth.
How would you describe yourself in three words?
why lady cry
What song would you sing for your American Idol audition?
Pink Floyd - Echoes
If you could got back in time 1,000 years, what year would you visit?
I don't wanna go back in time the past is terrible and frightening and I am very gay, so that's just icing on the 'don't go back in time' cake there.
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
Yes. All.
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
Mosquito.
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
There are big ones but my weirdest is tiny and it's on my wrist and I got it from a scratch when I was 4 and for some reason it scarred and never went away.
What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?
None.
If you could break any world record which one would it be?
Most years consecutively aflame.
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
One of those ones that can grow into a whole forest by itself
What is your favorite sport in the Winter Olympics?
The rifle shooting because just why are there guns???
What is your guilty pleasure?
God there are too many to list.
If you could deliver a speech to the entire world, what would you say?
PLEASE NO
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
Merida, Tiana, or Mulan? I don't know they're all pretty top notch.
What board game do you hate the most?
RISK, every time I've played it someone playing ended up in the hospital within a week. EVERY TIME.
