Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
Probably Rapunzel. I love a woman with long hair and that just tops it.
What one toy do you wish never existed?
Probably those dumbass trick scooter things, I hate them so much.
Whats your favorite viral YouTube video?
Don't really have one, although that "best friend gets killed prank" that everyone went ape about a while ago was pretty damn funny.
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!! Just kidding, probably Mosquitoes
If you could break any world record which one would it be?
Guess I wouldn't mind breaking a few video gaming records, Dark Souls 1 speed run record would be neat.
Whats the wildest thing youve ever done in a hotel room?
Wildest thing I've done in a hotel was probably drunken loving with my fiance. I don't spend enough time in hotels.
Have you thrown up in a car?
What country would you never want to visit?
Is England a good enough answer? I've lived here long enough to hate it.
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
Chunky steak chips (fries for you Americans)
tons of mushrooms
A calzone (no onions)
What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?
Idiocracy was good, and relevant too!
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
Probably something from Dragonball Z. Preferably the Super Buu theme or Perfect Cell theme.
Have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?
Nope, not yet.
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
I was a cleaner for an Indian takeaway, washing dishes. Only benefit of the underpaid job was he'd make me a madras every night after work and man, it was the best madras I ever had. Worked there for a year before finally quitting, still hate bleach to this day.
What is one thing you refuse to share?
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
I've met a few mayors of my hometown, but never anyone actually famous.
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
Why? Just watch him. He is the master of satire.
Bo Burnham is also really good, I love musical comedy.
What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
Hm, I've not really thought about fashion trends a lot to be honest, although I guess seeing cyberpunk attire becoming more of a thing would be nice. England has a very small circle of cyberpunks and it's one of the few genres/subcultures I feel at home with.
What do you think phones will be like in 10 years?
Probably very similar to they are now. I was gonna say holophones, but then I remembered they're scientifically impossible at this point.
Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
I once got chased by a giant chicken wing. Woke up craving chicken wings. Was a good dream.
If you found out you were the direct descendant of a king or queen, would that boost your self esteem or have no affect on you at all?
No affect at all. My mum has Scottish ancestry from the 1500s who were nobles or a prince or something. Don't really recall that much. Still, why should being the direct descendant of a monarch affect my self esteem at all? It's just a title.