Twenty Answers
Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
I once dreamed I set fire to a used car salesman and escaped from the police in a pink canoe
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
The Doctor.
What is one thing women do that grosses you out? And men?
Can't really think of any gender specific grossness really. I dislike anyone who slurps.
Have you ever been drunk in public?
Of course not, occifer, I've never been under the affluence of incahol.
Whats something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?
Be a wizard :D
Have you ever pooped your pants? (not including when you were a baby)
Yes.
What is your guilty pleasure?
The Tinkerbell movies. Faith, trust, pixiedust!
Whats your least favorite fast food restaurant?
Probably KFC. Their vegan burger is a bit meh.
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
No one deserves to see this mess running nude across a football field :D
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
Probably something like Yackety Sax
What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
Top hats.
Would you dress in drag for $25?
I've done it for less, sure :D
Would you like to live to be 200 years old?
Only if I'm also healthy during that period. I don't want to spent 100 years as a living corpse.
Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
Elf. I'm practically a hobbit anyway, aside from my height.
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
I once accidentally dyed my hair bright, traffic cone, orange with henna hair dye.
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
Dylan Morran. I love wry, sarcastic, slightly melancholy humor :)
Who was your first celebrity crush?
I don't think I've ever had a serious crush on any celebrity but I wouldn't kick Chris Evans out of bed.
What fashion trend do you wish would go away?
Skinny jeans. Thin legs creep me out slightly.
Would you become a professional bank robber if you knew you would never get caught?
Hell yes. Sounds like a great deal of fun and I'd totally go for the Robin Hood approach, though I wouldn't be living in the woods whilst doing it :D
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
An oak I guess. Oaks are cool.
