Describe your perfect sandwich.
Probably a nice toasted whole wheat bun, 'cause it's got that extra flavor, ya' know? And throw some Roast Beef on that, Provolone cheese too, and bake that for a little bit. Then hit that thing up with a fried egg and you're golden.
What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?
Not sure, probably Rush Hour.
What song would you sing for your American Idol audition?
Something or other, I can't sing though. "Artificial Flowers" or some shit.
If you could start a collection of one kind of item, what would it be?
If you could master one musical instrument, what would it be?
The Accordion, definitely.
If you inherited a single room off-the-grid cabin in the woods, would you be excited or disappointed?
What famous historical figure would like to fight?
I want a no holds barred cage match with Stalin. He's tiny, I could take him, totally.
If it were possible, would you live on the moon?
If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?
This is a real loaded question here, dude. Probably Obama, he was chill.
Have you ever saved someones life?
Probably not, maybe though.
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
Salmon, Steak, Broccoli, Eggs, Human (I gotta try it at least once before I die, and what better time?)
What scene from a non-horror movie scared you as a child?
Can't remember any, so that must mean I was unscarable.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
Yes. I'd be the best, guaranteed. Come to my city, I am the best mayor.
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
Captain Jack Sparrow, for obvious reasons.
If you had to read an entire encyclopedia, which letter would you choose?
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
I've only had one so far, so like... Yeah.
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Live, that's a priority. Maybe get help, somehow, and if I do write my experience in a book and become rich off the deaths of my co-passengers.
What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?
I used to be scared of animals, not so much anymore really.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Lazy Person Meets The Real World