Eighteen Answers
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Lazy. Lazy. Lazy.
Who would you hate to see naked?
Donald Trump.
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Die. Eventually.
Youre in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?
Too much torrenting.
What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
Blood pudding.
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
Nah.
If you were president for the day, what one thing would you change about the country?
Government funded housing.
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
Right on my damn forehead. I fell into a rock.
What fashion trend do you wish would go away?
None.
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
Chainsaw production.
If you could break any world record which one would it be?
Most WPM.
Whats the dumbest thing youve ever cried about?
Getting no ice cream after a whole day of having a blast at an amusement park.
What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
Shutter-shades. Don't fucking judge me.
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
Smoking, smoking, smoking.
Whats the wildest thing youve ever done in a hotel room?
Slept in.
What is one thing women do that grosses you out? And men?
Nothing really.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
Nope.
Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
Elf.
