Nine Answers
If you could start a collection of one kind of item, what would it be?
So what do humans do that gross me out? Get utterly drunk at a club, ruin their lives by sleeping with whoever, yet still remain happy with themselves.
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
Cockroaches, just to be ironic.
What's the worst thing you ever did as a child and what was your punishment?
I stole a toy car from a friend and pretended I was 'gifted it' by them. My mum got very angry and that was it.
What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?
A Serbian Film.
What famous artist, dead or alive, would you want to paint your portrait?
John Blanche. I prefer H.R Giger but he can't do portraits.
If you had to read an entire encyclopedia, which letter would you choose?
X, so I'd be done quickly.
If you inherited a single room off-the-grid cabin in the woods, would you be excited or disappointed?
Excited. I can sell it and get some money!
If you could master one musical instrument, what would it be?
I have a clarinet diploma so guess I might as well finish off and master it.
What are two things you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?
Rob a bank, perv on some girls.
