Twenty Answers
Would you dress in drag for $25?
Implying I don't anyway...
Would you become a professional bank robber if you knew you would never get caught?
Surely that's a trick question?
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
A fruit tree. I'm just so juicy. Probably end up as a crabapple though, seeing as I'm also bitter and gnarled.
If you were president for the day, what one thing would you change about the country?
That's far too far reaching a question for me I'm afraid, and I'm not one for hierarchical politics. We don't have presidents here anyway.
What scene from a non-horror movie scared you as a child?
Oh god, Sid's toys in Toy Story. Loved the film but it gave me the creeps.
If you could be on the cover of any magazine which one would you choose?
They still print those?
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
This one has me stumped for now. I'll have a think.
What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?
Pass.
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
Taste, I'm a smoker anyway so it's practically gone.
Whats something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?
Work at an Argos (google it).
What is one thing women do that grosses you out? And men?
Erm, I'm not sure.
If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
The Czech Republic.
If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?
Timothy Leary. Christ, imagine the adventures.
What is one thing you refuse to share?
What is sharing? I'm only child.
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
Not a chance. I'd take a punch, but slapping is the one thing that really pisses me off.
What board game do you hate the most?
I don't discriminate really.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
Nah. Too much scandal in my past, and where I live the local politicians are blatantly corrupt and still somehow get in to office for long terms.
Have you ever chased down an ice cream truck as an adult?
I haven't seen one in years.
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
Greg Davies. Why is something I can't answer, he's just bloody hilarious.
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Build a shelter, build a fire and stay relatively close to the main debris and await rescue. If it was an extended thing, I suppose I'd get on to hunting and such.
