body bags!
You stuff your corpse into the bag...

Body bags, or rugs, or tarps or a cloth ... like a shroud.. but for corpses!
something to hide the identity of that pesky body as you drag it through the mix...

See, while the physical details "vanish" once someone dies (i don't get how that's logical.. but eh...)
The title "Bobs corpse" is still visible and if someone looks at the corpse they will know that it's "Bobs corpse" and they see that it's a -fresh- "Bob's corpse" and then they eye you nervously and ask you what you're doing with "Bobs corpse" and you have to say something silly like "Er... I found it?" and it's quite an ackward moment for everyone involved.

Now, if "Bobs corpse" was covered and all people saw was, "Goat Ninja is here, struggling with an oddly man-sized grocery bag in his arms." You might still have an ackward moment, but there is no knowledge of what -sort- of corpse you have. Female/male, how fresh.. etc etc. ...and you can always say it was a persian rug and a broken shower curtain that you hauled away from that abandoned alley... hey... its your word against theirs.

The drawback to neatly wraping up your corpse could be how quick you move with it to -keep- it hidden. Maybe if Goat Ninja's really unlucky an arm would flop out or something.

Me thinks that i need to stop posting about corpses...

VODKA SLURPEE! yar!

*edited for typos... always edited for them damned typos.*
HOW DO YOU SPELL WHISTLING!

(Edited by Bias at 2:42 am on July 30, 2003)

oh, by the way, i'm back now guys. got moved in and all my shit fixed.

did i tell you guys i dropped my pc case an entire floor?  with the pc in it…  busted the case.. .   the compie still works.... and its in a new case now... you shoulda seen the bitch bounce...   tough lil thing ain' she?

I also had the blaster worm infect my PC I believe, although the reports on sites don't mention getting a 60 second countdown until ones PC restarts due to 'the Remote procedure call (RPC) service terminat[ing] un-expectantly'.
This generally happened after being online for about one minute, and effectively prevented my from using the internet. However it ceased to happen from Thursday, but I didn't trust the unexplained recovery, and my PC needed a reformat and clean up anyway, so I erm… did just that.
XP wouldn't boot off the CD though, despite my Bios settings being fine, and I don't have separate boot disk... so basically my PC is now lying flat on it's side, opened up, with my downstairs hard drive (running a now bodged up 98SE) now set up as a master and lying exposed on the drive rack...making a lot of noise ;).
Ahh, the things I do so my character�s rent won't run out *grins*.

Erm yeah, I don't know why I felt like telling you that, but there you go.
A friend of mine has also been infected by the blaster worm variant, along with an obviously increasing amount of people, so you're not alone. A fix is apparently available, and it won't affect XP users with the latest SP, although you'll need to do more than just upgrade XP now...

Hope is good :)