Almost too silly to suggest, but since we have adjusted speech from being drunk and overtired, it would be pretty funny to have speech garbled by eating. There's a timer set up so that you're sort of "chewing" where you can't just spam eat calzone over and over again, you have to "wait a while" to eat again. Would be funny to have says entered during that time adjusted so that it sounds like you have a mouthful of food.
"I don't know where that baka went, he's probably dead."
Mouthful of food makes it "I ron' row where rat raka rent, e's browbry dea"