Twenty Answers
If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?
Vincent Antonelli. I'd mow the lawn and chum with the local police department in the suburbs.
If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
26, I think. Youth is fun, despite its shortcomings and naivety. I miss the vitality and ignorance of those days.
What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
Definitely the trends of the late 1950's - 1960's when men wore suits and women wore dresses, and virtually everyone cared a great deal about their appearance and presentation.
On a scale from 1-10 whats the highest level of pain youve ever been in?
It's a relative scale. I've been in incredible pain for days at a time. I'd rather not think much about it.
Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
Hobbit, for sure. I think it's their homes and lifestyle that sounds ideal to me. But then, I'd definitely want it to last longer than 24 hours.
What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?
That's tough. I think UHF is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. I remember laughing basically nonstop the first time I saw it.
Have you ever pooped your pants? (not including when you were a baby)
Sort of. I shit on the bumper of my car, and in the middle of a parking lot. Interestingly, I went on to write a punk song about it and even recorded it when I played in a band. It was called 'The Squatter'.
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yes. Without a question. I would hate doing it, but I could buy a nice home for a million dollars once I got out.
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
Taste / smell. Everything else I need.
What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
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Who would you hate to see naked?
My Mother and/or Michael Moore.
What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?
Fear of insomnia and swimming.
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Enjoy the time off.
Who is your favorite cartoon character? Why?
The Silver Surfer.
What is your guilty pleasure?
Coffee and wine.
If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?
My Dad. He was famous in my book.
Have you thrown up in a car?
I've thrown up outside of a moving car window.
If you could master one musical instrument, what would it be?
Accordion
What famous historical figure would like to fight?
I don't think I really want to fight anyone, historical or otherwise.
How many slices of pizza are you capable of eating in one sitting?
That really depends on the pizza. 6 slices of regular New York style pizza, I think. Chicago style is a completely different matter.
