Name: Mixmash E-305 guitar
Item Type: guitar
Height: 132 cm
Weight: 6250g
Value: 5000c (variable, I don’t have a head for economics here)
*Clothing Attributes*
@coverage guitar is ‘back’
@wear guitar is "You slip the strap of your %t over your neck and hang it on your shoulder.”
@owear guitar is "%N slips the strap of %p %t over %p neck, and hangs it on %p shoulder."
@remove guitar is "You remove the strap of your %t from your shoulder and hold the guitar by its neck."
@oremove guitar is "%N removes the strap of %p %t from %p shoulder and holds the guitar by its neck."
@worn guitar is "A grungy, dented %t is slung over %p back, its scratched %color chromatic finish glinting dully in the light."
@tease guitar is "You bring the headstock of your guitar up in front of your mouth and wiggle your tongue, as if eating out the space between the old-fashioned tuning pegs."
@otease guitar is "%N brings the headstock of %p guitar up in front of %p mouth and wiggles %p tongue, as if eating out the space between the old-fashioned tuning pegs."
@describe guitar as "Strung together from makeshift parts, a %t has certainly earned its brand name. Various synth-mats have been blended together into some pseduo-sound-plastic to form the body, while the strings are held in place at the headstock by machine-head screws. The %color chromatic paint must have once been bright, but now its overburdened by scratches and dents, a dull vestige of what once was. "
*Music Attributes*
@slowdown_action guitar is "%N %[reduces] the tempo, playing %p %t a little slower."
@speedup_action guitar is "%N %[picks] up the tempo, playing %p %t a little faster."
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Name: (set of) trash can drums
Item Type: drums
Height: 68 cm
Weight: 4500g
Value: 2500c
*Clothing Attributes*
@coverage drums is 'chest'
@wear drums is "You slip the makeshift harness of a %t over your torso, fastening it in place in front of your chest."
@owear drums is "%N slips the makeshift harness of a %t over %p torso, fastening it in place in front of %p chest."
@remove drums is "You unlatch the makeshift harness and slip out of a %t."
@oremove drums is "%N unlatches the makeshift harness and slips out of a %t."
@worn drums is "Secured over the front of %p torso by a mess of ropes and hooks that form a tangled harness, a %t lines %p body, providing access to a conglomeration of differently sized pots, cans, and things to beat on."
@tease drums is "You rattle off a quick, classic ‘badum-TISH' on your %t."
@otease drums is "%N rattles off a quick, classic ‘badum-TISH' on %p %t."
@describe drums as "Arrayed in a classic ‘marching-band' type feel, a %t has been thrown together with nothing more then some creative genius, a few dented cans, and some rope. The %color paint on it adds some flair, at least."
*Music Attributes*
@slowdown_action drums is "%N %[reduces] the tempo, playing %p %t a little slower."
@speedup_action drums is "%N %[picks] up the tempo, playing %p %t a little faster."
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Name: South-Synth X5 Harmonica
Item Type: harmonica
Height: 11 cm
Weight: 700g
Value: 4500c
*Clothing Attributes*
@coverage harmonica is .... well shit. Hand? Head? Not sure on this one.
Going to hold off on clothing attributes for now, as I’m not sure how one would wear a harmonica.
@describe harmonica as "Glossed up in a chromatic %color, this %t is a little rusty around the metal bits, but still functional. Inside of it, the reeds are made from some cheap pseudowood, mixed with synthfiber. Emblazoned on the top are the words ‘South-Synth'."
*Music Attributes*
@slowdown_action harmonica is "%N %[reduces] the tempo, playing %p %t a little slower."
@speedup_action harmonica is "%N %[picks] up the tempo, playing %p %t a little faster."