Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
I'd rather be an agile elf to deftly traverse a thick woodland forest doing amazing parkour maneuvers.
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
Someone bite my eyebrow when I was a teen. I should clarify: another student.
Would you like to live to be 200 years old?
I think so. I am mostly stay at home, kept to self and the outside world does not effect me much. If I were a 137 year old woman I would like to dress the part of a witch and make regular trips around the block during the cusp of bad weather with a three-wheeled squeaky shopping cart filled with something wrapped in black garbage bags. What? Oh come and see, my pretty... come and see what I have...
If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?
Likely a brilliant scientist. I'd probably go with Brian Cox. He's charming, smart and as a rock star he had some fun experience with road trips.
What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?
Worms. I can't touch them though but they used to make my skin crawl and I'd feel like this morbid hand of death clutching my heart. Still can't touch the demonic things.
Whats the wildest thing youve ever done in a hotel room?
I am uncertain if this is NSFW friendly... lets just say that it was extremely NSFW.
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
I hate doing dishes so I spend a small fortune on paper plates.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
A Biography Nobody Will Read
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
Ooooo... I have had a few dream where I could fly in a way through leaping. I'd love to do that in a cityscape setting. Those were some of my fondest dreams. I loved the feelings it gave me.
What is something you are currently obsessed with?
Uhhh.. Porn? Lets be adults here. I mean this stuff is pretty amazing.
How many slices of pizza are you capable of eating in one sitting?
I have eaten an entire extra large pizza hut pizza before with extra everything. I was in my late teens, starving and was more of a dare but I pulled it off. Didn't vomit or get indigestion or anything! I am and was a tiny thing too.
What famous historical figure would like to fight?
Joan of Arc! No armor and no swords. Just me, her a large blow-up swimming pool filled with orange-WAIT NO! Watermelon. Yes. Watermelon jell-o. Could probably get away with charging $6 a ticket for it. More if we did it in small bathing suits. Much much more if they are the ones we got from our, errr, birthday.
Describe your perfect sandwich.
Classy high grade rye bread. Those thick long cuts from the middle with a rind for an outterlayer. Toasted juuuust enough to have the mayo scrape as you apply it to both halves. Fresh ice-crisped iceberg lettus GENEROUSLY piled on both halves. Then? garden grown tomatoes: two thick slices on each half seasoned with ground peppercorns and long cuts of fresh chives. Lastly goes a good amount of bacon. No crispy not flabby and not fatty cuts. Merging the two you would have to press them together. The perfect BLT. Beverage not included.
If you could go back in time and change history, what would you change?
I'd stop my ex-girlfriend from getting killed.
Have you thrown up in a car?
No. But I was driving a drunk friend home and she puked out the window. I was going fast so it was all spread along my entire side.
If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)
NOT the bearded lady. Maybe that one girl who is freakishly bendy... *brow wiggle*
If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
Location does not matter much to me. I'd like to SEE the countryside castles in Brittian, some of the more wild and beautiful loations in China and some of the sites in New Zealand where they filmed LotR movies.
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
not an insect but I don't care. Worms. Fuck you worms.