What famous artist, dead or alive, would you want to paint your portrait?
Trick question. Artists rarely become 'famous' until they are dead. I personally expect to cash in on my artwork once I'm dead. Also, I would like to see Jackson Pollock's interpretation of meeeee.
What is one thing you refuse to share?
If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?
If you had to read an entire encyclopedia, which letter would you choose?
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
What is one thing women do that grosses you out? And men?
Men: Spitting and/or snot rockets
What is the last book you read?
Ready Player One. It was OK.
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
I managed to rub poison oak into an open wound. It sucked. A lot.
What country would you never want to visit?
What are two things you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?
Visit Area 51 and mess with people I know.
What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
None. I would be the first to die.
Has anyone ever saved your life?
Yes. I was 6 and drowning in a lake.
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
I had a mullet. Not by choice. I was 7 or 8. My mother said I had 'sides'. I cried every time I saw myself in the mirror.