Do you believe in Bigfoot?
No, I believe in ghosts though!
Who would you hate to see naked?
Would you dress in drag for $25?
Bitch, I'd get rich since I do it everyday.
Describe your own personal heaven.
Harem of femboys and billion dollars
What is one thing you refuse to share?
On a scale from 1-10 whats the highest level of pain youve ever been in?
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
Killing my non-existent child and burying it with dead puppies only to dig it back up few years later and get strangled by the decaying baby.
Describe your own personal hell.
Being stuck in a elevator with babyfurs.
Whats your least favorite fast food restaurant?
If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)
Can I be an elephant that inevitably kills its trainer?
Who is your favorite cartoon character? Why?
Lenore the Cute Dead Little Girl and because she's adorable!
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
'The Life of a Very Fucked Up Faggot'
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
Fir tree, I love the smell!
If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?
Only a day? Maybe Bill Gates so I can transfer billions of dollars to my account and switch back the next day.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
Yep, having a gun pointed at you is terrifying, no matter how much of a badass you are.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
Who was your first celebrity crush?
If you could be on the cover of any magazine which one would you choose?
What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?