What was your first CD and when did you get it?
I kind of had three "first CDs", as they were all Christmas gifts from relatives back around 1992 or so, when my parents bought me a CD player for Christmas. They were "Blood Sugar Sex Magik" by RHCP, Queen's "Greatest Hits" album, and "Exodus" by Bob Marley and the Wailers.
If you could get away with a crime, would you? If yes, what would it be?
Probably something "white collar" or "victimless", like stealing a car from a dealership lot or tax evasion or something.
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
My mom's lasagna, my wife's Caldo Verde, a Negroni, a glass of Lagavulin 16, and for dessert, brownies laced with weed and LSD. Because if I'm gonna go, at least I'll go with a smile.
Whats something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?
Nothing I can really think of. I was fortunate to have a very privileged childhood, and I'm always thankful and mindful of that.
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
I have a scar on my left thumb from an accident with a hobby knife, but that's it really.
What's the worst thing you ever did as a child and what was your punishment?
Depends on how you define "child", I was a pretty good kid up until high school. Then things went sideways, lol.
If you could master one musical instrument, what would it be?
Probably either Guitar or Drums. I tried playing guitar as a kid, but I eventually gave up and gave my guitar to my brother, who ended up being a much better guitarist than I could ever hope to be.
What is the last book you read?
The Iron Druid Chronicles by Kevin Hearne
What is your guilty pleasure?
I don't believe in guilty pleasures
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
If you were president for the day, what one thing would you change about the country?
State-sponsored healthcare. A government should be taking care of its citizenry.
What board game do you hate the most?
Monopoly. It drags on forever, and ruins relationships.
Whats the wildest thing youve ever done in a hotel room?
I'll plead the fifth on this one.
If you could break any world record which one would it be?
Probably something stupid and food related
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
depends on how much I'd need to post bail. If I'm getting a million bucks, I wanna keep as much of that as possible.
Which would be harder for you to give up: coffee or alcohol?
Alcohol. I love my scotch, and I love my cocktails.
What song would you sing for your American Idol audition?
"Transmission" by Joy Division. Ian Curtis' vocals were pretty monotone, so I wouldn't need to stretch my range much, lol
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
God, I can't even remember. It was some cheap flip phone from a long-dead MVNO.
What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
I'm not really someone who cares at all about fashion. Though fedoras were cool until incel neckbeards made them cringey.
What one toy do you wish never existed?
This is kind of a weird question. No idea how to answer this one.