Do you believe in Bigfoot?
Yeah, Bigfoot is something I don't believe in. I believe in a lot of paranormal things but I don't think Bigfoot is a ghost, and neither do I think hes an unknown breed of animal.
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
Some Italian folk song. Probably Che la Luna Mezzo Mare. I'm the kinda patriot that would wear a flag instead of clothes.
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
Pheromones, gotta get people to agree with everything I say, and to like me.
Would you dress in drag for $25?
Nah. But multiply that by 100 and I'd probably even do the catwalk.
If you could deliver a speech to the entire world, what would you say?
Some propaganda about the benefits of fascism, but only referring to it as an ultra conservative view.
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
It was an LG Eve, when I was 13. It was one of those sideways folding ones, android. It's been 8 years and 3 phones later.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
No I only ever wet myself as a young kid when I was holding it in too long. Never wet the bed, or peed myself because of fear. Not to say I haven't been scared to all hell before. My house is definitely haunted.
What is something you are currently obsessed with?
My car is probably my most prized possession. I even pet her every time I park her up.
What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?
Talladega Nights and Step Brothers. I swear I know all the lines to both movies. My old truck used to have a DVD player in the back before I took it from my mom and as a kid we'd watch talladega nights on repeat whenever we had a drive over 20 minutes long. Canada's a big place, so we watched that movie a shitton.
Describe your own personal heaven.
Fancy cars, tallest condo in the world, and the best amenities. Probably by myself.
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
Touch. I never cared much for touch. That or smell, but then I'd obsess that I smelt bad all the time.
If you could kill off any character from a current television show, who would it be?
Just started watching that new Archie show, I'd kill off Archie. He's far too perfect at everything and has no faults, and that really ticks me off in a character.
If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
Toronto. Where I live now. I love my city, and having winter and summer keeps things interesting.
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
I don't eat McDonalds a lot, but probably a grilled chicken if they had one.
Would you like to live to be 200 years old?
That depends on how my body ages. The answer is probably a yes though.
Whats something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?
I wasn't very adventurous as a child, and I'm not too adventurous now. I guess I'd love to have visited more of the world.
Has anyone ever saved your life?
I've saved my own life from instant death a month or so ago. Light turned green for me and some guy went through a red going about 120 kilometers. For once in my life something in my head told me to scan left and right after my foot hit the gas, I slammed the brakes just in time that he only grinder right against my front bumper. Had I not brakes he would've hit me square in the driver side door at 120.
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
Probably my own PC from a roleplaying game I played for like...6 years. He progressed from a exiled nobody in a foreign cyberpunk city to a mercenary commander who took back over his homelands and then conquered most of his neighbors. He's probably quite the badass.
Would you rather be a judge or a lawyer?
I'm studying to be a lawyer, but I've always had a dream of being a surpreme court judge. I like analyzing problems from a non bias point of view.
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
I have no scars. Lucky me.