If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?
Describe your own personal heaven.
A space station comprised of countless chambers - each a thematically-relevant nightclub with increasingly-obscure music, populated by all the beautiful-souled weirdos I've met over the years.
On a scale from 1-10 whats the highest level of pain youve ever been in?
Are these questions random or are y'all just fans of weird questions?
What is one thing you refuse to share?
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
Smell, I guess. Definitely not sight or sound. Can't fathom a life without beauty and music.
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
Keep the fries comin'!
What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
-Everything- from the 1980's to 1920's.
Describe your own personal hell.
If you could deliver a speech to the entire world, what would you say?
Life is a series of failures, dotted by victorious moments that make it all worthwhile.
A thousand failures to justify the joy of accomplishment as you -finally- get it right.
Those failures are the -hearts- of our stories: the lessons learned, bits of wisdom gained - proof we ever tried or -cared- at all. Proof that someone, something, somewhere, mattered enough for you to try.
Captured by the intersection of time and space we were not yet meant to occupy; sometimes we're just not -there- yet - and that's okay, my friend.
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
Private security at Monmouth Racetrack (New Jersey Racing Commission). I did love petting the horses though.
If you could got back in time 1,000 years, what year would you visit?
Has anyone ever saved your life?
A few times. Some of the stories are pure hilarity.
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Embodiment of Paradox.
What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
Sumerian and Latin.
If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?
Who would you hate to see naked?
The vast majority of human beings, to be fair.
What is one thing women do that grosses you out? And men?
Narrowmindedness can be a nauseating ordeal.
Whats your least favorite fast food restaurant?
Man, we're really scrapin' the barrel on these inquiries, huh... Speakin' of scrapin' the barrel: McDonalds. Except the fries - because potato is sacred.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Hell if I know.