What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
German and Spanish.
What's the worst thing you ever did as a child and what was your punishment?
I learned how to forge my father's signature at an early age and was intercepting disciplinary referrals that had been sent for my bad behavior. I was in the fifth grade.
At one point, unbeknownst to me, the principal had called my father to discuss the sheer amount of them going out. He of course was unaware. He came to the school, and checked me out early.
I got my ass beat severely, and spent the next three months grounded to my room.
If you could deliver a speech to the entire world, what would you say?
Has anyone ever saved your life?
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
If you were president for the day, what one thing would you change about the country?
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
At thirteen, it somehow seemed like a good idea to have the American Classic: The Chili Bowl. I was recently reminded of this horrible decision when someone I went to school with posted a picture on Facebook.
If it were possible, would you live on the moon?
I wouldn't, but I would love to vacation there.
Would you like to live to be 200 years old?
I'd like to live until the last star dies and the universe collapses into itself.
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
Chicken McNuggets. At the very least, I could swap sauces.
What scene from a non-horror movie scared you as a child?
The scene in the Temple of Doom where the man's heart is pulled out and still beating, as he is lowered into the magma below.
Whats the wildest thing youve ever done in a hotel room?
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
Probably not. I don't know the first thing about running a city.
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
They better, or else I'm going to have some choice words with the big guy.