If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
I dunno. I still expect to look back at me now later in life and think, "why was I like that," so maybe 30? Maybe that'll be the magical age where I can feel learned and sure of myself? I'll update this when/if I get there.
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
I enjoy Bill Hicks and George Carlin. Zach Galifianakis was alright, but he's far from stand-up now... I don't really have a favorite.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
Not that I recall! I've been pretty close when I was first getting used to doing theater as a youngling, but I managed to get by without pissing myself.
Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
Hobbit life sounds more fun to me. Just don't put me in a flaming village or next to any giant spiders for that period, alright?
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
Whats the wildest thing youve ever done in a hotel room?
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
If we're talking the traditional 12, put me with Belle.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
My family would tell you Britney Spears, but I hope they'd be wrong. I don't really remember.
If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?
Alzheimer's disease, but most diseases that lead to extreme dementia could fit in that slot.
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
Viol by Gesaffelstein.
What country would you never want to visit?
I don't think I would do well in Iran.
Would you rather be a judge or a lawyer?
Judge without a doubt.
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
1) Shallow fried potatoes, extra crispy, 2) Chicken fried steak covered w/pepper gravy, 3) Broccoli casserole, 4) Venison sausage, 5) Pecan pie
What one toy do you wish never existed?
I'm not the fun police, bro.
If you could deliver a speech to the entire world, what would you say?
Gandhi had it right when he said that " an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."
Youre in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?
I got hyped up on amphetamines and dissociatives, blacked out, and did an insane amount of property damage. Probably some trespassing, assaults, resisting arrest, and maybe murder sprinkled in there. Hopefully no murder.
What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
I'll say hippie fashion. Not necessarily because I would want to be involved, but because I don't feel like I can decide if I'm down with it since I've not experienced a culture that's deep in to it. You dig?
Whats the dumbest thing youve ever cried about?
Terrible pseudo-RP relationships as a 9-10 year old.
Have you ever saved someones life?
Yep. Still dunno if I should have.
Who is your favorite cartoon character? Why?
Flapjack was the coolest cat ever to bless our view screens.