Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
Immortality Potion x 5
If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?
Flumpus Butterball, and I would go to Reno. Nobody would ever willingly go to Reno so nobody would look for me.
If you found out you were the direct descendant of a king or queen, would that boost your self esteem or have no affect on you at all?
No effect aside from referring to myself in the royal We.
Whats the wildest thing youve ever done in a hotel room?
Had a good night's sleep.
If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?
Donald Trump. Because while he was with me he wouldn't be running the country.
What famous historical figure would like to fight?
The first human being.
If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
Describe your own personal hell.
If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)
If you were president for the day, what one thing would you change about the country?
The name. We would be 'Merica.
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
It involved scissors.
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
I believe in Bigfoot but I think he has small feet and no hair and works in an office.
If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
24. Because duh.
What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?
My fear of answering questions.
If you could be on the cover of any magazine which one would you choose?
What is your guilty pleasure?
Most of them...
Youre in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?
Breaking into a prison.
What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
A willingness to sacrifice others.
What are two things you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?
Perv out and get rich.