Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
Hobbit! They know how to relax.
What is your guilty pleasure?
Playing Sindome at work.
If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)
The ringleader, I like to speak in front of large crowds.
If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
25. My body hurt less back then.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
Merkins... look it up.
Whats your favorite viral YouTube video?
Susan Boyle's first appearance on Britain's got Talent.
Whats the dumbest thing youve ever cried about?
It was the ending of some cheesy movie.. can't even recall it now, but it didn't justify that reaction.
On a scale from 1-10 whats the highest level of pain youve ever been in?
Probably a 5. My body tends to go into shock easily so I don't remember really painful injuries.
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
Bot fly...don't look it up.
Have you ever saved someones life?
I think I saved my mom from falling off a cliff at a state park when I was about 4 years old.. but maybe she just tripped next to a railing and I helped her to her feet.
Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
I dreamt I was served for dinner and was conscious and holding cheerful conversation as they served me to the guests. I probably watched the Restaurant at the End of the Universe when I was too young.
If you could get away with a crime, would you? If yes, what would it be?
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
Would you become a professional bank robber if you knew you would never get caught?
No, I don't like to be mean.
What scene from a non-horror movie scared you as a child?
The fortress of ultimate darkness from Time Bandits.
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'd do it even if I saw the cops waiting with handcuffs.