If you could break any world record which one would it be?
Most likely overworking myself. I've lost count of how many times I've stayed back after work to help out then get home too tired to cook and just- flop. For a good few hours. Then takeout.
That, or making the best realistic cat noises.
Would you become a professional bank robber if you knew you would never get caught?
Of course? Why the hell wouldn't I?
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Confused monotone mess.
If you found out you were the direct descendant of a king or queen, would that boost your self esteem or have no affect on you at all?
I wouldn't really care. If anything, I would probably be annoyed. Like, who cares about royalty? Seems like a pain in the arse.
If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?
I dunno. Isabella Jones. And, probably the South.
Have you thrown up in a car?
As someone who only likes cars with an empty stomach... yes.
If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
I would truly love to live in Japan, Tokyo. As someone who grew up in London, always told to look behind you as you walk home, to never go out without a friend or my older brother- even just to go to the corner shop for a package of wine gums. Hell- nearly been kidnapped once on my way home just ten feet from my home.
I would love to live in a place with a low crime rate, where I can walk home while feeling even -somewhat- safe. Plus, Japan has amazing food, respect-based culture, and great transport. So, why not? God- I want sushi now.