If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
French onion soup, escargot in the shell, filet mignon, roasted butternut squash, and dark chocolate mousse for dessert.
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
Not only no, but hell no.
Whats something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?
Live in a video game.
What was your first CD and when did you get it?
Beats the hell out of me. Everything back that far is a grey haze on a good day.
If you inherited or won a million dollars, whats the very first thing you would do with the money?
Buy a plane ticket.
What is your guilty pleasure?
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
You would think using clippers to shave someone's head would be easy...
Who is your favorite cartoon character? Why?
Shaggy. He gets to eat all the time and just hangs out with his dog.
What are two things you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?
Make sure someone didn't switch my meds, and try to figure out how to ask someone if they could see me and not sound like a crazy person if they can.
What is one thing women do that grosses you out? And men?
If you inherited a single room off-the-grid cabin in the woods, would you be excited or disappointed?
Have you ever been drunk in public?
I used to be a sailor. Of course I've been drunk in public.
Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
Hobbit, so I can enjoy breakfast, second breakfast, elevenses... Maybe I shouldn't have answered all these questions while I'm hungry.
If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
I'd want houses in a wide variety of places.
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
If I give up hearing does that mean the ringing goes away?
What's the worst thing you ever did as a child and what was your punishment?
Would you dress in drag for $25?
I'd do it for a crisp twenty.
Have you ever saved someones life?