If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
Superspeed. I'm terrible at time management and always end up late.
On a scale from 1-10 whats the highest level of pain youve ever been in?
A solid 7. Got my hand crushed by a several hundred pound dresser at work a few months ago.
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
Smell, probably. It'd be the least reduction in life experience.
If you could go back in time and change history, what would you change?
Not to be like, basic or anything but uh..... Kill baby hitler.
If you could start a collection of one kind of item, what would it be?
I already collect clocks, so I might like to expand into other timepieces like watches and stuff.
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Nerd, Lazy, Stringbean
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
If you could got back in time 1,000 years, what year would you visit?
1970. Get in with the hippies.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
"Try Turning It Off And On Again!"
Describe your own personal hell.
Cold. I hate winter with a burning passion.
What was your favorite color or Crayola crayon growing up?
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
Bad Decisions - Two Door Cinema Club
If you inherited a single room off-the-grid cabin in the woods, would you be excited or disappointed?
Probably pretty stoked. Perfect vacation spot!
Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
I dunno, man. Who has the bigger penis size, on average?
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
No. Almost, though. Almost got smooshed by a truck when I was a kid.
Youre in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?
Murder, I guess? This question isn't easy to have fun with.
What board game do you hate the most?
Uno. I know it's a card game but, god. Uno makes me so fucking mad.
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
Knock me out cold, dude.
If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
24. Peak of adulthood.
What country would you never want to visit?
China. Fuck china.