Who would you hate to see naked?
If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)
If you could break any world record which one would it be?
Longest time awake.
What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?
Have you thrown up in a car?
When I was young.
If you could go back in time and change history, what would you change?
The death of Aaron Swartz.
If you had to read an entire encyclopedia, which letter would you choose?
Z, because its the shortest.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
Not in my developed memory.
If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?
What scene from a non-horror movie scared you as a child?
Willy Wonka. You know the scene.
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
Bowl cut, child.
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
Tom Waits - New Coat of Paint
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
Flying. Because flying.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
Has anyone ever saved your life?
My father, when I almost drowned as a child.
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
Yes, I am desparate
What fashion trend do you wish would go away?
Describe your perfect sandwich.
Pumpernickel, corned beef, Jarlsberg cheese, mayo, and ghost pepper sauce.
If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?
Rob Thomas, and I would go to Japan.