What was your first CD and when did you get it?
Haha, Smash Mouth, before I hit teenagerhood. Now I mostly listen to punk rock and doom metal, so yeah, I've grown a tad since then.
Have you ever been drunk in public?
What was that? Punk in drublic? why yes, on a regular basis, actually.
On a scale from 1-10 whats the highest level of pain youve ever been in?
Hard to say, pain is subjective. I've broken my arm, that wasn't pleasant by any means. Also been under the needle in a tattoo parlor for 6 hours straight.
But hey, no pain no gain. right?
Describe your perfect sandwich.
Sauerkraut!!!!!!! And something to complement it I suppose, but yeah, mostly sauerkraut.
If you could get away with a crime, would you? If yes, what would it be?
eh hem... I've never not done anything that wouldn't carry a possibility of life in prison if not caught.
I'm a good person.
time to get punk in drublic.
What famous historical figure would like to fight?
Robert Peel, the motherfucker who invented professional police.
Po' little lice, the po' little screws
The whitest gang crew, the hated boys in blue
Like scabei on the street, they infest the beat
Fucking my life but I won't admit defeat to them!
Above the law, above the law come now
No copper will be safe till they are dead and done now
Let's lay em down low, let's hang em up high
Let's take all of these piggies, and have them crucified!
If you could kill off any character from a current television show, who would it be?
Don't really watch TV. But I mean, ever seen the show cops? yeah, all of the ones in blue.
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
My uncle drums for the band Saliva. Kind of funny really, not really my kind of rock n' roll. I hung out with Christian Death too, that was cool.
How many slices of pizza are you capable of eating in one sitting?
oh lawd. how many slices are in a pizza? 8? assuming such I'd say 16.
What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?
Arachnophobia! Those little buggers still give me the heeby-jeebees, but they no longer make me jump on top of the nearest furniture while screaming like a little girl.
If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?
That's classified information my friends, what kind of operation are you running here? Think I'd give myself up that easy? Ha!
Youre in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?
Probably killed a cop... incited a riot maybe? got caught with copious amounts of LSD? Who knows. Maybe I'm just there for being a danger to the established system of control mannnnnnnnn. *eye roll*
What song would you sing for your American Idol audition?
Fucked Reality - Choking Victim
There are no idols, no heroes in a world of death
It's all a joke and so are you
And so am I... think? just look and see...
It's a fucked reality.
I'm sure they'll love it.
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
Dude's got a message, one that's based in love, one that sees through the facade. He's funny as hell to boot, but his philosophy transcends the value of comedy.
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
Smoking mostly... Oh, haha, you thought I meant cigarettes.. I smoke those too, but in terms of effects on health, those things are freaking vitamins in comparison to all the crack I smoke ;)
Just kidding, crack is wack. I prefer my cocaine in hydrochloride salt form.
But yeah, coke is stupid too. LSD is where it's at, I'm never quitting that.
Whats the dumbest thing youve ever cried about?
Santa not being real, I didn't even cry when I found out god was imaginary, but somehow that fat, old, north pole dwelling, red suit wearing, anagram for satan name having asshole got my tears flowing.
What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
Mohawks! Combat boots! Red tartan pants! Spiky leather jackets and denim vests with band patches all over them! Bondage belts! Basically all that good fuck off punk rock shit.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
Nah, but I once made a grown man wet himself in front of his wife. Granted, I worked at a haunted house, so that was kinda my job. But I still wonder if I might have ruined that guys marriage.....
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
What is something you are currently obsessed with?
Obsessed with? Anarchy.. but not just in the UK. Everywhere.