If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Dancing, Fucking, and Fighting: The Kiptik Story
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
Me? I'm a simple betch. The ability to fly would be just great.
If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?
Probably my cat. She seems to have things pretty well figured out.
What are two things you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?
Number one: Figure out if the invisibility field extends to my clothing.
Number two: Go streaking regardless.
Whats your least favorite fast food restaurant?
Sir, this is a Wendie's.
If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)
Absolutely some kind of fire performer. Poi, fans, staff, the works.
Youre in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?
Advanced thought-crimes and undermining judicial authority.
Has anyone ever saved your life?
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
I think sight. I'm tired of lookin' at y'all.
If you inherited or won a million dollars, whats the very first thing you would do with the money?
Finally help out that rich Nigerian prince who's been trying to get ahold of me.
And, like...pay off student loans -_-
Whats something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?
Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
I don't know about weirdest, but some common reoccurring themes in my dreams are: Zombie apocalypse, escaping some sort of labyrinth, that random fucking class that I haven't been to all semester, yelling at authority figures, mom is alive again.
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
One Click Headshot
What song would you sing for your American Idol audition?
Ha. As above.