If you found out you were the direct descendant of a king or queen, would that boost your self esteem or have no affect on you at all?
That would entirely depend on the queen, but I'll take whatever self esteem boost I can get.
What was your favorite color or Crayola crayon growing up?
A handful of them melted together in the oven. Yes there was a fire. It turned out basically fine.
If you had to read an entire encyclopedia, which letter would you choose?
If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
I mean, my 30s are looking pretty good so far. I've heard heard good things about the 40s. I think I was happiest at 11. If I really had my druthers, I'd probably just spend an eternity in utero.
Whats something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?
If you could start a collection of one kind of item, what would it be?
Chance and fleeting meetings. Secret moments stolen with a stranger from the rest of normal time.
What was your first CD and when did you get it?
What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?
I'm not as afraid of spiders as I used to be. Heights are unsettling rather than paralyzing. I'm still deathly afraid of my own shadow.
How many slices of pizza are you capable of eating in one sitting?
What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
Spanish and Thai
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
Probably a madrona tree. Dense, burns hot, indigenous to the Pacific Northwest, and lives near the ocean.
Describe your own personal heaven.
You and me sipping mimosas on a mountain top.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
This is actually one of my favorite jokes to make (in league with "funny sentence recontextualized to a band name/sex tape.") For now let's say Bereft of a Clever Answer: the Kiptik story.
Whats your least favorite fast food restaurant?
They are all equally heinous.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
All day every day, baby.
If you could be on the cover of any magazine which one would you choose?
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
The practical business of living.
What is your favorite sport in the Winter Olympics?
What do you think phones will be like in 10 years?
I'm imagining a little drone that flies around and tells me stuff I want (and don't want) to know. I will definitely name her Navi. She will not be quiet.
What is one thing you refuse to share?