What are two things you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?
Disappear and watch the world.
What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
I'm delicious, taste like meat and probably take long to chew.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Nobody's writing a biography, I promise.
What scene from a non-horror movie scared you as a child?
The sludge skeleton from Fern Gully.
Youre in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?
What one toy do you wish never existed?
Easily the Bad Dragon Extra-Large Tyrannosaurus Sex.
Whats the wildest thing youve ever done in a hotel room?
Annoyed the neighbors.
If you found out you were the direct descendant of a king or queen, would that boost your self esteem or have no affect on you at all?
I don't know, that's pretty cool!
Would you become a professional bank robber if you knew you would never get caught?
Yes. Yes, I would.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
Spider Jerusalem, because Hunter S. Thompson is badly missed.