If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
Honest Man - Fantastic Negrito
If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?
No one. As much as I dislike things about my life, other peoples' fuckups would just piss me off.
What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
Mandarin and Latin
What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
Ribs topped with magic mushrooms.
Whats the wildest thing youve ever done in a hotel room?
Hotel party with opium, sex and shitty strobe lights, not really sure how sections of that night went. But it still doesn't top the bus ride home from the navy.
If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
Probably right around now. 30-35. I'm old enough to not be a fool and young enough to still do anything.
On a scale from 1-10 whats the highest level of pain youve ever been in?
7 That was a fractured sternum, 7 broken ribs and a broken arm, wrist, and several internal and external bruises. No displacement though, head on car wreck 65mph/65mph.
I think 10 would have to be deliberate torture, maybe burning to death, etc.
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
If you found out you were the direct descendant of a king or queen, would that boost your self esteem or have no affect on you at all?
None at all, I'm the trickster, the king's a fool.
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
No, but then I don't believe in Judeo/Christian heaven either.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Which would be harder for you to give up: coffee or alcohol?
Neither, I don't drink either one except very rarely.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Who the hell was this guy?
What famous historical figure would like to fight?
Bruce Lee, I'd learn more in the ass kicking than I'd ever learn practicing anything else.
Would you like to live to be 200 years old?
Why stop there? I can always off myself if I get bored.
What is your guilty pleasure?
What are those? Guilt and pleasure are mutually exclusive.
If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?
Jason Powell, Gore Alabama.
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?