What's the worst thing you ever did as a child and what was your punishment?
Curse my mother. She slapped a thin stick on my entair lower half, on the back of course.
If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)
If you inherited or won a million dollars, whats the very first thing you would do with the money?
Give half to my mother then I'll keep the rest.
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
What's that? My brother's?
Describe your own personal hell.
Not that bad you know. It's pretty cozy sometimes but uncomfortable at most. It's bearable. It's in my inner shit so describing it ain't gonna be good, physically anyway.
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
What a broad question. I'll survive it the plane crashed anywhere. I'll kill myself if its in the middle of the pacific ocean or on each poles of the Earth.
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
Being a dishwasher.
What country would you never want to visit?
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
Whats your favorite viral YouTube video?
I watched probably a thousand of them and I can't remember.
Whats something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?
Beat someone enough to stay months in the hospital.
If you could be on the cover of any magazine which one would you choose?
Literally hundreds of them, can't choose.
If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?
Trafford Gein and at Norway.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Cara Delevigne and probably my last.
Describe your own personal heaven.
Leave this shite blank.
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yeah. I mean how much do you think they'll fine me? Ten thousand? Puh-liz, I can slap them with the money.
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
Rowan Atkinson. Damn man, he is the best. No more argument.