Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
Why not? People get to see my jiggly flub, I get a million bucks, and if I do get arrested I can just pay everything off with some of the money I earned.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
The Broken Behind The Mask
Whats the wildest thing youve ever done in a hotel room?
Outside of living in a motel for a week, I didn't really spend much time in motels, hotels, or the rest of the tels. So, have plain ol sex is about the 'wildest' I've done.
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
If fictional characters of my own creation count, I have a few options. Otherwise, I don't really know.
Would you become a professional bank robber if you knew you would never get caught?
Nah, too much work.
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Jealous, Possessive, Creative.
If you could get away with a crime, would you? If yes, what would it be?
Probably not. It isn't worth the time for something that would have minimal gain or potential psychological scars.
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
Sushi (Varied types), baked potato casserole, chili bean casserole, deep-fried ice cream, and cheesecake.
Has anyone ever saved your life?
Yes. My half sister saved me from drowning as a child.
Would you dress in drag for $25?
I mean, being biologically female would it be reverse drag? As in dress like a man? Or would it be me, as a guy, dressing in drag?
Either way I'd totally do it (even for free!).
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
If you could kill off any character from a current television show, who would it be?
I don't watch tv.
What fashion trend do you wish would go away?
I don't really pay attention to fashion, but it guys would keep their pants up it'd be nice. I'd rather see their underwear when I choose to, not because their pants are to their ankles just walking down the street.
What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?
Recently, Deadpool. I say recently because I don't watch movies often and I'm sure that opinion would fluctuate depending on when I was asked.
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
Bacon, Egg, Cheese Biscuit.
Or, as an alternate choice, Southwest Salad.
Have you ever been drunk in public?
If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
No. I don't like dealing with people and that would put me right in the center of the public.
If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?
My husband so I could have the dick and still be with him for the day.
What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?
I don't have any phobias really. A phobia by definition is an irrational fear -- and is usually one that is debilitating when triggered.