Twenty Answers
Have you ever been drunk in public?
Frequently. Never belligerent, though.
What is your guilty pleasure?
I try not to have guilt over what I enjoy.
If you could be on the cover of any magazine which one would you choose?
None.
Describe your own personal heaven.
A soft, cool sanded beach with crystal clear surf; a surf board, a cooler full of Gatorade and wine, and some ribeye steaks on a nearby grill.
Which would be harder for you to give up: coffee or alcohol?
Caffiene.
What is your favorite sport in the Winter Olympics?
Freestyle skiing.
What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
Auto work. Electronic work. Firearms proficiency. Gardening experience. First aid and bathroom surgery experience.
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
I would eat an entire Quran, Bible, Torah, and Satanic Bible. Last would be several bottles of merlot to wash it all down.
If it were possible, would you live on the moon?
Yes.
What are two things you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?
Study why/how.
If you inherited a single room off-the-grid cabin in the woods, would you be excited or disappointed?
Yes. Both.
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
I tried to cut all my hair off with clippers when I was ten and my parents stopped me halfway through, leaving one side at 4 inches, the other nearly at skin.
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
Vaping.
What was your favorite color or Crayola crayon growing up?
Red.
What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
Punk/Hardcore
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
I don't know or care.
What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
Latin. Arabic, so I could read the Quran and translate it directly from a non-positive perspective. Too many English versions today gloss over all of the truly abhorrent stuff.
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
Belle.
What is something you are currently obsessed with?
Sindome is a copout, but it's also accurate.
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
Einstein combined with Adolf Hitler. For the memes.
