If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?
Stephen Hawking. I'd have so many questions he'd want to kill me by the end of it, but I'd be okay with that if he could answer at least half of them.
If you inherited or won a million dollars, whats the very first thing you would do with the money?
Pay off my debt, my Mum & Step-Dad's debt, and my Dad's debt.
Then, we'd party.
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
Motorola brick-something. Such a beast of a phone. That shit was built to last.
What is one thing you refuse to share?
Hmmmm. Anything in a single serving package? That's an interesting one ...
Whats your favorite viral YouTube video?
One of the originals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE
Before it was even on YouTube. Never gets old, or less funny.
If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?
Stupidity. That's a disease, right?
Failing that, Religion. That's a disease, right?
Failing that, Aids. Or any disease that primarily affects children.
If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?
Jarvis Corlin. I'd move to the States so I could be in the same time zone and most of my online content producers (would also help with Sindome).
What is the last book you read?
Wow, it's been about 5 years since I fully read a book. I think it was Spinoza's "Ethics" as part of an side-thing at Uni.
No wonder I stopped reading ...
If you could start a collection of one kind of item, what would it be?
Could start, or go back and make a younger version of me start? Because nothing is made to last these days. I don't know, fossils?
Who is your favorite cartoon character? Why?
Rick Sanchez. Because he's Rick fkn Sanchez biiiiiitch.
If you don't know why, go watch Rick and Morty. If you don't agree with me, that's cool.
What was your first CD and when did you get it?
First one bought for me: Triple J's hottest 100 volume 3.
First one I bought for myself: Linkin Park Hybrid Theory.
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
It was either the (a) former Prime Minister of Australia Bob Hawke, or it was his stunt double. Came out for our Judo graduation ceremony when I was super young.
In more recent times, I don't know. The dudes from Reel Big Fish?
What's the worst thing you ever did as a child and what was your punishment?
Worst thing, as in to other people or just in general?
Probably the worst thing was calling my Dad a dildo, thought I'd made up a new word.
As for punishment, I was yelled at in bewilderment.
If you had to read an entire encyclopedia, which letter would you choose?
Z. Most interesting - and hopefully shortest of the shit show.
If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
Probably the States again. All the things I like are over there. Probably Dallas 'cause I'm a dumb Cowboy's fan.
But at the same time, I have family in England so maybe there?
Who would you hate to see naked?
Or if needing to be specific - probably right now I'd hate for the Donald Trump sex tape to drop. That would be the stuff of nightmares. Giggly bits and weird hair everywhere.
What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
Spanish, and German.
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
Depends on who "me" is. But probably. A hundred bucks is a hundred bucks.
Describe your perfect sandwich.