Twenty Answers
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
To teleport. So I could experience the thrill of free falling to my death over and over for eternity
What board game do you hate the most?
Monopoly, communism is the way
If it were possible, would you live on the moon?
Yes, fuck it, id go now
Which would be harder for you to give up: coffee or alcohol?
coffee, need my morning vodka
Would you dress in drag for $25?
I do it anyway
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
Working customer support for a bank
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
yes
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
Yes, when I OD'd and thought I was going to die
What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
My lack of self preservation, you know ya girls gone have no fear
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
none, most are underage
If you were president for the day, what one thing would you change about the country?
Legalize weed
If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?
Davinchi, you know he would be wildin
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
Sony Ericson
What's the worst thing you ever did as a child and what was your punishment?
Stole a bike, got put in a cell overnight
What was your first CD and when did you get it?
Papa Roach, when I was 14
If you found out you were the direct descendant of a king or queen, would that boost your self esteem or have no affect on you at all?
no effect, burn the patriarchy
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
How to murder a soul
What is one thing you refuse to share?
My food
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
Sight, the world is bleak
