Nineteen Answers
Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
Elf
If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
America, probably in a van.
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
Don't ask me this.. I'd have to say something stupid. Something that makes me laugh every single time I hear it, even if it's a snicker. Probably Bad to the Bone, but only the riff.
Describe your own personal hell.
Sindome.
No actually.. probably one of complete sensory deprivation. No noise, no air, no sights, no smells, no taste. Just emptiness. Complete emptiness.
What skills do you posses that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
None. Well, I'm pretty good at being quiet when I want to be, but other than that, none.
Youre in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?
Bombing Bosnia because I thought it was funny.
What is your guilty pleasure?
I have a lot of them, but for the sake of brevity?
Honey Crullers.
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
I'd feel like shit after, but probably a Big Mac if it was free. McDoubles otherwise.
Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
I.. I feel like every dream I have is my weirdest. Probably one where I was a goat person in the 1950s, but like, rich, and also my chauffer was transphobic but he was like "You're literally my boss I couldn't give a shit" to me.
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
Probably a McDonalds employee.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
No.
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
Mohawks when I was ten.
Would you go streaking across a football field during a game for a million dollars knowing theres a 50/50 chance youll get arrested for indecent exposure?
YES.
Would you rather be a judge or a lawyer?
Saul Goodman.
Which Disney princess do you find to be the most attractive?
I don't consume Disney media.
If you could master one musical instrument, what would it be?
Saxophone, even if I love the guitar.
Have you ever saved someones life?
No, but I've had my life saved a couple times.
What scene from a non-horror movie scared you as a child?
I don't even remember.
Would you dress in drag for $25?
I'd do it for free.
