Have you ever saved someones life?
No, not really.
How many slices of pizza are you capable of eating in one sitting?
Four to eight slices isn't out of the realm of possibility in one sitting.
If you could break any world record which one would it be?
Great question! I don't have an answer.
Would you like to live to be 200 years old?
I would prefer to greatly exceed 200 years old, however I don't want my body to deteriorate over the span of time.
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
McDonalds? Seriously? I suppose if I'm forced against my will to eat there everyday and it has to be the same, I'm leaning toward a double quarter pounder with cheese and bacon MEAL (I'm looking at you supersized fries and ludicrously large fountain beverage).
If you could get away with a crime, would you? If yes, what would it be?
Do we mean get away with a crime as in not get caught, or above the law?
Not get caught: Yes, but I'm not telling, only dead chummers tell no tales.
Above the law: Absolutely, I would rule the planet with an iron fist and do everything I felt like at my own personal discretion without ever considering laws.
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Likely avoid planes in the future.
What's the worst thing you ever did as a child and what was your punishment?
Throwing rocks at cars as they passed by my driveway... there could be worse actions, just none come to mind at the moment.
Punishment: My dad whipped my ass and made me stay in my room the rest of the day.
If you inherited a single room off-the-grid cabin in the woods, would you be excited or disappointed?
Semi-super excited, as long as I can expand beyond the single room, and I can find a way to get internet connectivity.
Do you believe in Bigfoot?
I find it difficult to believe in a creature that has been sighted in most parts of the world with no physical evidence to back it up, such as a body. Footprints and pictures/video can be manipulated, so they are not solid in my mind.
What fashion trend do you wish would go away?
I would love it if social media and selfies would go away, but I realize this isn't exactly a fashion trend. It wouldn't hurt my feelings if pants actually hung around the waist as opposed to showing off people's underwear.
Have you ever been drunk in public?
Too many times.
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
I have a scar on my shoulder I received riding a skateboard down a steep hill with a dog chasing me. I fell off into the gravel along the side of the road leaving it's mark. I screamed and wailed and the dog ran off. Fun times.
What two languages would you like to be fluent in?
Russian and German would be cool to be fluent in, however it would be much more practical to be fluent in Spanish and French.
What is something you are currently obsessed with?
What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?
Heights. I still don't like them much, but I can manage.
What was your first CD and when did you get it?
First CD? What about tapes? Regardless, my memory is fallible, I certainly recall Alice in Chains - Dirt in the early 90s, but I can't guarantee that was my first...
Youre in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?
Life sentence? I must have killed someone (or several someones) and bartered to give up the body to commute my sentence from the death penalty.
Would you become a professional bank robber if you knew you would never get caught?
I don't think so. Robbing banks would get boring. Spending money, on the other hand, well, there is merit there...
Who is your favorite cartoon character? Why?
Strongbad. Why: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html