What is the strangest thing you've ever eaten?
"Rocky Mountain Oysters"/"Prairie Oysters". [Cattle testicles.]
Whats your favorite viral YouTube video?
What board game do you hate the most?
Candyland. No clue why.
Who was your first celebrity crush?
Never really cared about celebrities.
What is your favorite sport in the Winter Olympics?
I've never really paid attention to the Winter Olympics. Not much variety. It's all some variation of skiing, snowboarding, or sledding.
What was your favorite color or Crayola crayon growing up?
What do you think phones will be like in 10 years?
Either flexible film screens, or holographic projections coming from a small stub of some sort.
Perhaps some form of direct-interface implant, but I'd give it at least 20 years for that one.
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
Yes. Money first though.
...And a quick once-over to make sure there's no carpet tacks glued to your palm.
Have you ever saved someones life?
Yes. By stabbing them in the chest repeatedly.
(Seriously. They became addicted to fencing and joined a club after that. Which then gave them a reason to straighten their life out.)
What famous artist, dead or alive, would you want to paint your portrait?
Dunno. Alphonse Mucha? Artgerm?
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
Aside from my incubation scar [bellybutton], I got two long slashes along my right ribcage.
I tell people I fought a bear in a knife-fight, but it was really from a chain-link fence that raked my ribs as I climbed over it.
Would you rather be a judge or a lawyer?
Have you ever been drunk in public?
Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
What scene from a non-horror movie scared you as a child?
The basement scene in Home Alone. The window-unit A/C in Brave Little Toaster.
...I think I see a pattern here. ( ._.)
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
The indestructable Brick™ by Nokia.
If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?