Twenty Answers
On a scale from 1-10 whats the highest level of pain youve ever been in?
6.
What song would you sing for your American Idol audition?
I can't sing to save my own wifi connection.
If you could get away with a crime, would you? If yes, what would it be?
Of course, the theft of ultimate knowledge and/or eternal life.
Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
Let's not talk about that on the internet.
If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
My little pony.
What phobias have you overcome in your lifetime?
None.
Whats the dumbest thing youve ever cried about?
I had a fight with my stuffed animal.
Would you rather be a hobbit or an elf for 24 hours?
ELF!
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
Yeeesss!
Multiple times if I get paid for each slap.
What is the last book you read?
Functional programming in Scala.
Youre in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?
Killed a god.
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Depends were I crash land. But I will probably become the ruler of the ant colonies.
Have you ever been scared enough to wet your pants?
Nope, hopefully that will never happen.
Describe your own personal hell.
Messy, stupid, boring, childish people always being around me.
If you inherited a single room off-the-grid cabin in the woods, would you be excited or disappointed?
Excited and room all to myself without technology for a few weeks. Sounds like an incredible switch off.
If you had to spend the rest of your life as a tree what kind of tree would you be?
Oak.
If you were in the circus what kind of performer would you be? (Clown, tight-rope walker, etc)
The animal that gets shot from the cannon.
What insect do you wish would completely go extinct?
Moths, so I don't have to save my sister from them.
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
Yes.
If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
24, because I will still be smoking hot while being able to do anything, but sign up to golden oldies.
