Who is your favorite stand-up comedian? Why?
Tie between Adam Sandler and Ryan Reynolds. I think you can imagine why it's a tie between the two.
If you had to read an entire encyclopedia, which letter would you choose?
Either R or M.
Would you let me slap you for a hundred dollars?
Depends on what kind of dollar.
What is your guilty pleasure?
Honestly, My Little Pony, especially the Equestria Girls series. I love that show, it's pretty damn funny sometimes, and some of the songs get stuck in my head.
What bad habit do you have that you know you need to break, but dont really want to?
Procrastination. I want to break it, but I'm too lazy.
If you could break any world record which one would it be?
Longest life, of course. I wanna live past the 22nd century.
What is something you are currently obsessed with?
If you had to choose to live without one of your five senses, which one would you give up?
Taste, I guess. I could eat things that are actually healthy for me.
If you could go back in time and change history, what would you change?
Make my countrymen united, pretty sure we would've stood a chance against our oppressors if we were.
Would you dress in drag for $25?
Sure. Money is money.
If you could be on the cover of any magazine which one would you choose?
Times, and I want to be flipping everyone off in the photo.
What is one thing women do that grosses you out? And men?
Women: Make a fuss out of everything, and weaponize people's feelings fears.
Men: Some of us can be so incredibly stupid and violent for no reason.
Would you rather be a judge or a lawyer?
Judge. I don't do well with defending things with words.
What fashion trend do you wish would come back?
Not really sure about any.
What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?
Definitely an Adam Sandler one.
What kind of phone was your first cell phone?
What board game do you hate the most?
Catan. Though I'm good at it, I hate how I have no one to play it with.
Whats the worst job you've ever had?
If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?
Nope. Put me in charge, I'll get mobbed in a week.