Have you thrown up in a car?
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Depends on where, and available local food sources. I would resort to cannibalism only on the condition that the local foods consisted only of vegetarian options.
Also get offensively drunk, if any booze survives the crash.
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
Tough question... really tough.
Yoshi, from Super Mario World, possibly, just so I could sit back and watch the mayhem unfold, and the fruit-market crash.
Or, John Hammond from Jurassic Park, because who doesn't want to see Jurassic Park actually happen?
If you could break any world record which one would it be?
Easy. Most chy banked in the shortest amount of time by a human being.
Describe the worst haircut you've ever had.
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
Pork and squid with cashew nuts and spring greens on noodles. (With a tasty sauce, if that's allowed?)
Who would you hate to see naked?
Politicians *shudders visibly*
Do you think all dogs go to heaven?
No. But I could be wrong, who knows?
If you could go on a cross country road trip with famous person, dead or alive, who would it be?
Hard choice between Philip K. Dick, Isaac Asimov and Frank Herbert. They can't dodge my incessant questioning if they're stuck in a car with me.
Who is the most famous person you have ever met?
Stephen Hawking, the man himself.
Youre in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?
Most likely numerous counts of manslaughter during a badly bungled, industrial-scale rum-heist.
What is your guilty pleasure?
This question is invalid. You assume I only have one?
Would you rather be a judge or a lawyer?
Oooh, tough, but Lawyer, don't like being too judgy.
How many slices of pizza are you capable of eating in one sitting?
All of them. Not sure where they go.
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Fifty Shades of Pedantic
If it were possible, would you live on the moon?
Not without some serious improvements. Too grey.
If you could choose your age forever, what age would you choose and why?
Mid-late twenties, because it's not quite into that 'oh sh*t I need to start acting like a real person' age, quite.
If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
Southern Europe, probably near Barcelona in Spain, or Naples in Italy. Basically somewhere with good sunshine and good food.
Whats something you always wanted to do as a child but never got to do it?
Learn to BMX or play a musical instrument (with any resonable degree of skill)