Nineteen Answers
If you could go back in time and change history, what would you change?
Draw cryptid memes in caves
What is the last book you read?
Judges Volume 1
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
The Black Sheep
Have you ever pooped your pants? (not including when you were a baby)
Nope, although this one time I took a risky fart and thought I'd risked it all. It STANK.
What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
Eat the bodies and rummage through everyone's baggage to judge their corpse.
What is the funniest movie you have ever seen?
Corona-zombies
If you were about to be executed what five foods would have as your last meal?
A couple of african dishes, salami butterbrot and edam cheese, taco, butter basted steak
If you could rid the world of one disease what would it be?
Mental illness
If money were no object, where in the world would you choose to live?
Alaska
What is the weirdest scar you have and how did you get it?
Stab wound in my side. Got stabbed pissing about with my mates in a park, getting drunk.
What famous artist, dead or alive, would you want to paint your portrait?
Dali
What is your guilty pleasure?
Rubbing my feet together under cold covers before into the morning.
Whats the weirdest dream youve ever had?
I saw my crush on a train and she smiled at me and I nutted. Woke up and had to change sheets.
Would you dress in drag for $25?
I demand higher than that ¬ .¬
If you had to eat one thing from McDonalds, every meal for a week straight, what would you chose?
BIg tasty, banana milkshake.
On a scale from 1-10 whats the highest level of pain youve ever been in?
8. When she broke my heart!
If you were in a witness protection program, what would be your new name and where would you go?
Hernando Sming, and I would live as a white monkey worker in China or Japan
What is your favorite sport in the Winter Olympics?
Snowboarding
If you could bring one fictional character to life, who would it be?
England
